The Kingdom of Rosa Blanca is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 388 million Blancos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The very strong Rosa Blancan economy, worth 21.4 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,212 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Rosa Blanca's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosa Blanca is ranked 272,749^th in the world and 6,067^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.